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The thing is this, Reader: I want some comments, but haven’t got anything to post. Nothing. Empty space between the ears. So here’s my plan: I’ll pretend to write something (ie. this), then you’ll pretend to send a comment. Except that you really will send a comment.

I didn’t say it was a fair and equitable plan, of course. (Did I say that? I don’t remember saying that.)

What do you think, anyway? Is it going to work?