My sisters are harridans**

You know how it is when you agonise about whether to tell your family about your blog, and then you decide to tell your sisters, and then they can't be bothered visiting anyway? Don'tcha just hate that?

(Yes, yes, I'm trying to flush 'em out if they're in here. You've spotted it, I know, but those girls are... well, shall we say they'd never win a Melbourne Cup? Ssshhh, please. Listen for the sound of wheezing.)

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** and I bet they don't know what that word means.