Friday quiz 2

From the home of Is Your Cat More Intelligent Than Your Boyfriend? and Is Your Girlfriend More Neurotic Than Your Dog?...

What Zodiac Sign Should You Be?

Brought to you by a should-be Scorpio: "Brooding resentment, aggressive and sadistic brutality, total arrogance, morbid jealousy, extreme volatility of temperament, these are some of their vices."

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