Simpsonising your Monday

Homer joins the Naval Reserve and leaves for annual war games on board a nuclear submarine. With the rest of the crew of the USS Jebediah, he stands waiting for the captain to speak.

ANNOUNCER: Attention on deck! Captain Tenille wishes to address you!
TENILLE: I'm a man of few words. (Long pause) Any questions?
HOMER: Uh, is the poop deck really what I think it is?
TENILLE: (laughing) I like the cut of your jib!
HOMER: What's a jib?
TENILLE: (to ANNOUNCER) Promote that man!

- from Simpson Tide written by Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimila.